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BRUCE I LEFT THE STOVE ON

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BRUCE I HAVE GOT TO PEE GET OUT OF THE WAY

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BRUCE THE INTERNET IS CALLING TO ME I MUST JUMP THROUGH MY COMPUTER SCREEN

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TO NARNIA!

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I’M HEADING TOWARDS THE LIGHT I SEE IT DO YOU SEE IT

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BRUCE JASON JUST HAD UNPROTECTED SEX WITH A HORSE

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BRUCE I JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO


The weirdest part of all this is that I’m actually laughing.

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